god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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