i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
