I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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