dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
third nipple confirmed
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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