I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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