What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Someone came in the potted fern
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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