We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So vagazzling was a success
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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