Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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