I'd wear matching sweaters with you
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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