We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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