oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
cat food counts as protein by the way
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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