The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
