I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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