Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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