your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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