they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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