somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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