yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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