Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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