Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I still have a little drunk in my system
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
