do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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