When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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