and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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