i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
