i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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