i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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