maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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