so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
operation harelip BJ is a go
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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