I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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