Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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