Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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