Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
time to smoke my breakfast
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
