So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES