I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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