The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
