Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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