so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Randomize
