everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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