Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
