i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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