So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Noted.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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