Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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