You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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