I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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