But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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