The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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