You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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