if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
