Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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