you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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