why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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