I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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