We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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