Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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