He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize