Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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