This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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