wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
