He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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