whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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